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Midnight Heist

Grill Camera · Tuesday, October 13

The camera's own recording, cut and captioned. Running time 5:20. The Observer's captions are read aloud by a synthetic voice.

The story

Finally, at 3:31 AM, a raccoon stepped out of the brush. Scout, always the fearless test dummy of Mama Bandit's crew, found the snack first. He enjoyed a solitary feast, keeping his nose in the bowl while picking out his favorite pieces. This first uninterrupted visit lasted for seventeen minutes.

Who came

First to the bait
Scout, of Mama Bandit's crew ·
Tonight's offering
“Peanuts and seeds can be a delightful mix in a bowl”
Bait out
The wait
254 minutes before anyone came
At the bait
17 minutes, until
Rivals
None. They had the place to themselves.
The cast
  • Scout
  • Rascal
  • Bandito
  • Ringo
  • Whiskers

Voices from the Critter Crew cast. The camera can't tell which kit is which.

The night’s conditions

A warm, humid night, no rain, under a waxing crescent moon.

Temperature
81°F → 79°F80°F at the first arrival
Humidity
78–85%
Wind
3 mphgusting 12 mph at 1:00 AM
Rain
Dry
Water Basin
79°F → 78°F
Cloud cover
66%clearest at 4 AM
Moon
🌒 Waxing Crescent16% lit
Sunset
7:07 PMsunrise 7:36 AM

From the Observatory's weather station, 11:16 PM to 4:03 AM. Cloud cover is modelled, not measured.

Chapter by chapter

  1. ARRIVAL3:31 AM

    • ScoutThe coast is clear. Just me and the snacks.
  2. LATER3:46 AM

    • ScoutMine. All mine.
    • ScoutI can't believe nobody else found this yet.
    • ScoutI am the undisputed king of the patio!
Read the whole script (16 lines)
  1. The Observer

    The patio sits quiet by the covered grill.

  2. The Observer

    A bowl of seeds and peanuts waits in the dark.

  3. The Observer

    A raccoon steps onto the tiles from the left.

  4. The Observer

    Scout approaches the ceramic dish.

  5. Scout

    The coast is clear. Just me and the snacks.

  6. The Observer

    The brave kit starts to eat.

  7. The Observer

    He crunches seeds alone in the quiet yard.

  8. The Observer

    The solitary feast continues.

  9. Scout

    Mine. All mine.

  10. The Observer

    He picks through the mix for the best pieces.

  11. Scout

    I am the bravest raccoon in the world.

  12. The Observer

    The young raccoon chews steadily.

  13. The Observer

    Scout keeps his focus fixed on the bowl.

  14. Scout

    I can't believe nobody else found this yet.

  15. The Observer

    He works his way through the remaining seeds.

  16. Scout

    I am the undisputed king of the patio!

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